An old note from Facebook. Just feel like doing it here :)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute..
YR: Ohmygod ME TOO :p hahha

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: did you get your humour from your mom? :)

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: don't forget ugly.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multiskilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: what did you say? all i heard was "i'm completely annoying and you shouldn't be friends with me"

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums!
YR: HAHAHHAHA. *tears. sorry, i can't stand your jokes.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me..
YR: Of course I do, why wouldn't I like a person who's annoying as you?

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!!
YR: Do you really go to public with that face?

3) Sorry, you are nice, but seriously not my type!
YR: You too, You too.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: It must be hard being poor.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: HAHAHHAHHAHA you just crack me up :')

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Too bad I don't want you.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: You may not and please please please pleaseeeee get out of my face.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Hi, no i dont, I want you to get hit by a bus.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH. stop it!

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: acting class is over.

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi, oh my god I Miss You.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: I thought that was you. *sniff. yup, definitely you.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: HAHAHAHAHAHA. seriously, stop!

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: i'm sorry that you're uglier.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Good for you!

If your ex says:

1) I still love you..
YR: Ok.

2) I know you still love me!!
YR: hmmm.....nope sorry.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: over my dead body.

4) Please call me..
YR: Please kill me..

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: mhmmm, hey, can you buy me soda? Thanks.

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: uhhhhhhhhhh

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: i know! look at that HUGE ZIT.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: i want 90!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: no, no.

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: what product? i didn't tell you anything?

<3 Tinah